Drop in the evidence
Upload a bank statement or securely connect an account. SpendSavage sorts the transactions so the comedy can begin.
AI-powered financial chaos detection
Your spending habits deserve a roast.
Upload your transactions, uncover the ridiculous patterns, and get a savage AI recap worth sharing—without the shame spiral.
One free roast every month. No card required.
Monthly damage report
The SpendSavage promise
Private by default
Your financial data is analyzed for you—not sold to advertisers.
Funny, never cruel
The joke targets the habit. You stay firmly out of the shame zone.
You control sharing
Review every card before your financial plot twist reaches the group chat.
How the roast lands
From statement to screenshot bait.
Four quick beats turn messy transactions into a recap you will actually open—and maybe even learn from.
Meet your spending personality
AI spots repeat splurges, suspicious subscriptions, delivery dependence, and the tiny purchases quietly forming a financial supervillain.
Get roasted, then get useful
Receive a personalized roast first, followed by clear context and practical Glow Up suggestions when you want the serious version.
Share the damage
Turn the funniest findings into polished, privacy-conscious cards made for the group chat or social feed.
Pick your level of damage
Start laughing free. Glow up when ready.
Free Roast
$0
A monthly reality check with excellent comedic timing.
- One AI roast each month
- Core spending-pattern analysis
- One shareable recap card
Full send
Savage Plus
$8
/ month
More analysis, more formats, and a constructive plan after the punchline.
Unlimited monthly roasts
Deeper category insights
Multiple share-card styles
Glow Up budgeting suggestions
Subscription spotting
Month-over-month comparisons
Before you confess
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your bank statement has material
Let your spending explain itself.
Get the punchline, spot the pattern, and decide what happens next.
Roast me free